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And why is bird poop white? I've asked myself this and many other questions about poop like why is there corn in poop.

I found the answers to these and many more questions at the following web site:

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

Why is poop brown?

[SIZE=+1]The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.[/SIZE]

Why is bird poop white?

[SIZE=+1]Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.[/SIZE]

How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernels?

[SIZE=+1]Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life. I grew up pondering the same question. This is what I think is happening:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernel. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernel, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernel is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.[/SIZE]
 

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So what happens when our poop is like a greenish color? Interesting.. (smokes pipe)
 

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You'll love this site: http://www.ratemypoo.com/

A couple of pics of the top 10:

This one is called: Duck with corn for an eye

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This one is called: The chocolate pretzel

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They call this jewel: The Curly Fry

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This is on of SkinRaj's Favorites

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Over the past few months, I've definitely taken my fair share of shits that were straight up black. No joke.

Hal, you know I love that spicy shit.
 

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So what happens when our poop is like a greenish color? Interesting.. (smokes pipe)

Sometimes when I eat black licorice I get a good green meaney. I guess it must be the food coloring.

I'll never forget Robin Williams during his stand-up routine was talking about when his kids were young. He was changing the kid's diaper and the poop was green. He turns to his wife and asks "what are you feeding this kid? Algae?"

:lolBIG:

Here's what the Scoop on Poop has to say:

What is the cause of green poop?

[SIZE=+1] I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1] Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1] Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1] Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).[/SIZE]"
 

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what does it mean when my poop floats?

Why does some poop float?

[SIZE=+1] (Question submitted by High Rise)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1] Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.[/SIZE]
 

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Is it possible to vomit poop?

[SIZE=+1] It is not possible unless the person is suffering from some extremely rare condition or disorder. I had a roommate once whose summer job was to administer barium enemas to patients in a hospital. She told me that one patient vomited the enema.[/SIZE]
 

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Is it possible to vomit poop?

[SIZE=+1]It is not possible unless the person is suffering from some extremely rare condition or disorder. I had a roommate once whose summer job was to administer barium enemas to patients in a hospital. She told me that one patient vomited the enema.[/SIZE]

Sry but you are wrong. Cartman from Southpark has proved this theory to be correct - We can Vomit Poop
 

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Why does some poop float?

[SIZE=+1](Question submitted by High Rise)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.[/SIZE]

It seems to me that I read a magazine article quite a while ago that stated if we get a lot of fiber in our diet that could make poop float as well. Fiber doesn't get digested and if it is lighter than water it would float the rest of a turd.
 

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Maybe it's just me, but I find it very frustrating when I feel like I'm going to unleash a beast and the poop is coming out like little brown pebbles. Does the scoop on poop have any advice for this.
 

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Maybe it's just me, but I find it very frustrating when I feel like I'm going to unleash a beast and the poop is coming out like little brown pebbles. Does the scoop on poop have any advice for this.

The Scoop on Poop doesn't list anything like that. My guess is that you may be constipated. This causes the poop to bunch up since there is not enough liquid to get it moving out. The little brown pebbles are flotsam that is associated with the big poop that doesn't come out.
 

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I once shit a perfect 9 inch horseshoe shaped turd.
I was so damn proud of that poop I wanted to take a digital camera photo of it.
 

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